"Davin Malasarn's novel is a disturbing tour de force."
"Malasarn's debut novel positions him as the Britney Spears of the literary world."
Okay, these aren't real, but if you ask my friends, you'll find out that I joke about getting blurbs like this A LOT. And, in all fairness, I'd truly love to get either one of these, with Cormac McCarthy likely being the author of the second one.
What's the blurb you'd want on the back of your book? Who would you want it to come from?